Yo Ramon! You Want To Come To NYC Or Not?

One of the best NBA writers on the planet lives in New York City and writes for the “New York Post” Marc Berman. New York Vinnie has been reading him for a long time and Berman is usually right on the money when it comes to the NBA in general and the New York Knicks in particular! Berman reported Monday that Milwaukee Bucks point guard Ramon Sessions could possibly sign an offer sheet with the New York Knicks in the next couple of days. Sessions is a restricted free agent so the Bucks would have up to seven days to match the offer if they so choose.
Reportedly Sessions is deciding between the Knicks and the Los Angeles Clippers which New York Vinnie looks at as a choice between getting kissed by your sister or your cousin! It is not like either of these Frickin teams are going to be figuring into the Playoffs in the foreseeable future. Sessions just completed his second season in the NBA and had a pretty good year as he averaged 12.4 points, 5.7 assists and 3.4 rebounds per game.
One thing that does cause New York Vinnie some concern is Sessions’ agent. My Man’s agent name is Chubby Wells. Could somebody please tell New York Vinnie what kind of a Frickin name is Chubby Wells for a man who is representing Professional Athletes? What kind of player would want some dude named Chubby Wells representing him in contract negotiations?
One would have to assume that Chubby Wells is some what over weight wouldn’t one think? And you want to advertise that in your Frickin name? If you smelled bad would you Frickin call yourself Stinky Wells? Or if you were Frickin stupid would you call yourself Dumbo Wells? Seems like a name that is not going to earn you a lot of respect if you catch my drift Chubby!
Well Chubby told reporters “We’ve been playing footsie with the Knicks the last two weeks. I’m sure we’ll clarify something in the next couple days with the Knicks or another team and figure out what’s going on.”
Okay Ramon let New York Vinnie give you a little advice! If you were all that and a Frickin bag of chips you’d be talking with Boston and Cleveland not the Knicks and the Clippers. So Ramon its time to do your stuff or get off the Frickin pot! Make a Frickin Decision!






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