Yo Rambis Want To Be A Head Coach? Lose The Shemp Hair-Style!
Well stupidly it looks like the Minnesota Timberwolves are going to ignore New York Vinnie’s advice! Does not truly surprise me as the Frickin team is in the Frickin shape it is for a reason! It is run by a bunch of Frickin Puds! Now earlier this week New York Vinnie came up with a very innovative solution to their Frickin problems This Season T-Wolves Should Hold “Coach For A Game” Promtion!
See no matter how you Frickin slice it the team will stink this coming season! This way you could have gotten some fans in your building as you would have a drawing before each home game to select the Coach for that game! However perhaps the concept was too out of the Frickin box for Minnesota as they have decided to hire a full time head coach.
According to the “Associated Press” the T-Wolves have decided it is going to be one of three guys. Houston Rockets assistant coach Elston Turner, Los Angeles Lakers assistant coach Kurt Rambis and ESPN Analyst Mark Jackson are the three men named to still be in the running for the position. Now sources close to the team say that it is Rambis who has the inside edge. However New York Vinnie does not agree with that assessment Rambis has a major Frickin barrier to over come if he ever wants a head coaching job even with this sad bunch of Puds!
Rambis let New York Vinnie give you some advice My Man! It is time for you to change barbers because you need a Frickin makeover My Man. No team even the sorry Frickin Minnesota Timberwolves are going to hire a guy who still wears his Frickin hair like Shemp from the “Three Stooges!”
Yeah at one time New York Vinnie also wore his hair parted in the middle! However then 1980 came around and New York Vinnie at the age of 13 changed his Frickin hair-style! Guess what Rambis it is almost thirty Frickin years later and you still look like Shemp!
You could kind of understand it if Rambis was an assistant in Oklahoma City or Frickin Toronto. Those cities are not know for their Frickin fashion taste! But the Frickin Pud coaches in Los Angeles where all the Frickin “Pretty People” live! How come not one of them has taken Rambis aside and said dude I am taking you to my barber? Is he that much of a Frickin Geek?
So Kurt first thing in the morning go out and find yourself a new Frickin barber. If you truly don’t know anybody just contact your Old Pal New York Vinnie! My Uncle Sal has been cutting hair for 35 years and he is Smooth!
New York Vinnie will never start a fight, but he's not afraid to finish one.. Mess with New York Vinnie and he'll rip your nuts off and throw them down the sewer!
August 7th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I hope Kurt does a good job. As long as he uses his brains under the hairdo he’ll be alright. I tell you this Vinnie I’d have Shemp rather than Frankenstein Kevin McHale.
August 8th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Robbo My Man You Know New York Vinnie has no love lost for any former Boston Celtics player! And absolutely He is not what you would consider a Handsome Man! New York Vinnie has seen more healthy complections at Funeral Parlors! But McHale did have them playing better at the end of the year and the roster is a Frickin mess right now. I don’t know if they have these in Texas but in the Northeast Kahn’s makes hot dogs. You know what they Frickin put in hot dogs Robbo! For fans of the T-Wolves hopefully David Kahn is not turning them into a Frickin hot dog if you catch my drift
August 11th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Vinnie, you wild man. Kevin McHale had his shot and didn’t get the job done so Kurt is in. I saw the new president talking on First Take saying he wants the T-Wolfs to be a running team is why he chose Kurt Rambis. I will be watching close how this turns out.
August 12th, 2009 at 12:29 am
This Frickin David Kahn does a lot of running of the Frickin mouth Robbo! We shall see about Rambis New York Vinnie is no fan of any Lakers guy but he has a fresh start with a fresh team!