Le Basketbawl

So I get on this forum that is called the NBA best centers. These patos are talking about all these bums. Eric Montross Shawn Bradley Greg Osteertag. So I figure since these guys are bringing up all of the Big White Stiffs might as well call it what it is. So who do you think is the biggest White Stiff to play in the NBA? I remember the Celtics used to have this bum named Greg Kite. He was awful. You think he was the worst?

Man look at the shorts they used to wear. The things look like Daisy Dukes!  Kareem looked like he was Japanese with them frickin goggles on!

Hey you remember this bum Michael Doleac? Man he sucked big time!

Hey Remember this stiffo Gheorghe Muresan? He looked like he was gonna go in the stands and start molesting little kids. The best thing he ever did was that movie with Billy Crystal.

Hey You remember this Pud? Paul Mokeski he looked like a bouncer at a bad strip bar. Guy ran the court like a lopsided mule. He was another sicko perv with that perm!

Hey You talking Cleveland and big white stiffs you gotta mention this goongatz Danny Ferry. They said he was gonna be the next Bird. He Was. A big frickin canary. He’s a good front office guy but was a pud as a player.

Freddie Roberts used to use a chain saw to give himself a hair cut man. That sick pud had the most crazy eyes in the world. He was El Capo De Stiffos!

Hey You remember this Froot Loop? Brad Lohaus he used to play for the Celtics. He gotta perm and McHale started calling him Fifi. The pato started to cry in the locker room. He had them big Dumbo ears too. Made Rodman’s look small what a pud.

This guy could actually play but he had a messed up name Uwe Blab. They called him the German Larry Bird. He could play but his parents must have been puds. His brother’s name was My-Way Blab!

Hey we already had Tweedle-Dee Paul Mokeski here is his partner Randy Brewer Tweedle-Dum. Man looked like he needed a walker going up and down the court. When I was a kid the Bucks were pretty good but thy never won the east because of puds like this Nancy Boy.

Okay guys here we go with the stiffest stiff of all the stiffs. He is the king of the stiffs the supreme stiff he should be nicknamed Mr. Stiff. Billy Frickin What you doing playing in the league Paultz. The Whopper the only thing this pud could do was shove a whopper in his mouth whole. How you think the fagalito trained for that? What a frickin tool!