Le Basketbawl

Okay welcome back to another exciting edition of New York Vinnie’s Hit And Run! This segment is when New York Vinnie finds somebody or something that truly eats Vinnie’s Frickin craw. Sometimes it will have to do with sports other times it will not. This time it has nothing at all to do with Sports!

On weekends in the Summer New York Vinnie and His Doll try to get out of the city as often as we can and go to upstate New York. Now Vinnie has to be totally honest with you I am a city boy! New York Vinnie would go crazy if he lived in the Frickin country! New York Vinnie needs some place that is open all day and all night! To New York Vinnie only two places meet that description Las Vegas and New York City.

However in the Summer time Vinnie and His Doll do like getting away from the hustle and bustle so at least two weekends every month we head upstate. We went to a concert on Friday night an old washed up has been that The Doll still loves. New York Vinnie is not going to mention this Frickin PUD’S name as it is not relevant to the story!

Anyways this no talent has-been Bum had his Frickin concert and New York Vinnie’s Doll wants this PUD’s autograph. New York Vinnie learned long ago if Mama is happy than everybody is happy. So while Vinnie’s Doll enjoyed the concert New York Vinnie stood next to the table where this Frickin Pud would sign autographs. Needless to say New York Vinnie was first in line.

So as New York Vinnie is standing at this Frickin wooden table that looks like it was stolen from a Summer Camp New York Vinnie struck up a conversation with this very sweet young lady who was setting the table up. She reminded New York Vinnie of his niece Angelina who is 15 years old and the sweetest teenager to ever walk the planet.

Unfortunately this sweet little girl had a friend who was not too nice! Her friend looked like she had a permanent scowl on her face. She looked like Frickin Robert Smith from The Cure but not quite as Frickin cute!

Actually she also looked like Frickin Opus the Penguin from Bloom County!

You know New York Vinnie; I talk to anybody so I said that is cool why a female sailor. She immediately copped an attitude sneering and said I like sailors. So again New York Vinnie said I think it’s cool, she barely smiled. So Now New York Vinnie figures okay I will try to be empathetic. New York Vinnie said to her everyone must comment on it and you are sick of talking about it right? She said Yeah Pretty much she works for a Blockbuster store and she constantly gets questions about it!

Okay New York Vinnie is not a fan of Frickin tattoos especially on women. But Vinnie’s philosophy is to each their own let Your Frickin Freak Flag Fly! However if you get a tattoo in a conspicuous place don’t you think people will ask you constantly about it? And New York Vinnie made sure I chose my words carefully so as to make sure not to offend! Vinnie was a total gentleman and was nothing but complimentary!

Now if you have a growth on your arm and New York Vinnie comments on it then New York Vinnie is a classless PUD!  New York Vinnie would never do that. But when you have a Frickin 6 inch tattoo on your forearm you best be prepared for comments! Or wear long Frickin sleeves!

Look you want to stand out from the Frickin Crowd and be an individual More Frickin Power to you! But if you do things like that be prepared to take people’s reactions. You are asking for the attention when you do something like that to yourself! So be Frickin Gracious about it!  Or don’t Frickin get it done!