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Due to overwhelming interest from the readers of Le Basketbawl New York Vinnie gives you Even More Of The Biggest White Stiffs To Have Played In The NBA! Our first column barely scratched the surface it was just the tip of the iceberg. So let New York Vinnie be your tour guide  as we meet Even More Of The Biggest White Stiffs To Have Played In The NBA!

Hey so you remember this douchebag Raef LaFrentz? What a frickin Pud. Another one of these frickin stiffs that had it going on in  the NCAA and just was a frickin abortion as a NBA player. Should have been a hockey player with that frickin Frenchie name.

Okay Boys here we go with the Grandfather of all the Big White Stiffs. The man who ended the Frickin Celtics Dynasty. He played before my memory even starts. My old man told me about him Henry The Pud Finkle. The man who replaced Russell. If not for Finkle my Knicks ain’t got mo rings. This guy was like the palooka of palookas. I don’t think that old douche Red even lit a cigar while this guy played in the NBA.

Okay Pals here we go Mr. Hostess himself a regular Fruit Pie. Eric hot pants Fernsten. This goongatz was so bad that Cleveland got rid of him when they could not attract flies. He ended up in Spain I think he got deported though!

Okay now this guy rings the frickin bell. Big Country Big Stiff. Didn’t you always wanna just sissy slap this Pato? You just know his face would have turned tomato red and he would have cried like a little girl. I always thought this pud looked like the kid from the Adams Family Pugsley. Yeah Pugsley the Pud Reeves. I like it.

We are just getting started here! Hey how about this Pato Adam Morrison. Big Frickin Deal you gotta frickin ring. You also got splinters in your behind from never leaving the bench. Hold onto that ring Pud in a few years you be able to trade it for a bottle of Thunderbird!

Okay Boys for your approval another pud that shows that the NCAA and the NBA are two totally different games. The Gay caballero himself Christian Laettner. Number 3 in the draft after Shaq and Zo. No wonder McHale is unemployed. I was shocked to find out this Pato was married with kids. Must be adopted!

New York Vinnie would advise you to keep your kids from this Pud Ben Frickin Poquette. This Munecho just looks like a child molester. I always thought Fernsten and Poquette were brothers separated at birth. Poquette was a little heftier though but just as big a stiff.  He had the Alfalfa hair style too which did not help matters much.

Another “Great White Dope” Travis Frickin Knight. This bum played for the Lakers and the Celtics and made a whole lotta money. He shoulda signed that contract with a mask on because the Pud was robbing the teams he played for.

Here is yet another no talent pud from North of the Border. This French-Canadian lug Billy Wennington was drafted the same year that my boys the Knicks took Patrick. The only thing he ever accomplished was being on the Bulls when Jordan was at his peak.

New York Vinnie has nothing but respect for sports fans from Philadelphia. They are extremely passionate and knowledgeable. So maybe that is why New York Vinnie has never understood why Sixers fans always liked this pud Marc Iavaroni. This Douche bag was always well liked and respected by Philly fans.  They always said this scumbo was such a frickin leader as a player. A real Frickin Tool as a player and a coach. This perv was one of the most over-rated players ever. The child molesting scumbola pud!