Canadian’s Steal Another USA Ballplayer As Raptors Sign Jack To Offer Sheet
New York Vinnie truly is a lover and not a hater! I have no problem with any person because of their race creed place of origin religion or skin color. To New York Vinnie we are all God’s Children and we each bring our own little piece to the table. With one small exception! New York Vinnie does not trust Canadians. It is not that I have any dislike for them but I just do not trust them. Maybe you remember that old song by the O-Jays Backstabber? “They smile in your face but all the time they wanna take your place!”
That is how New York Vinnie feels about the folks from North of the Border. I truly believe that they are constantly looking to get the upper hand on we from the USA. And I think that every time our Great Nation goes through some crisis they secretly cheer!
Once again there is further proof that the Canadians are trying to become the dominant country in North America as news reaches us from the “Associated Press“. The Toronto Raptors have reportedly signed restricted free agent guard Jarrett Jack to an offer sheet said to be for 4 years and worth $20 million. Jack just finished season number four in the NBA his first with the Indiana Pacers. He spent his first three seasons playing for the Portland Trail Blazers. Jack put up the best numbers of his career this past season averaging 13.1 points, 4.1 assists and 3.3 rebounds a game.
The Pacers are not expected to be able to match the offer sheet meaning yet another victory to our shady neighbor up North. Be diligent America! We have always been number one on this continent lets make sure we remain that way!
New York Vinnie will never start a fight, but he's not afraid to finish one.. Mess with New York Vinnie and he'll rip your nuts off and throw them down the sewer!
July 12th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
If north america was a prison, america would be our b***h. We’re bigger, and we’re on top.
July 12th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Ah You Guys are just a bunch of second rate Palookas there Pal! Why You Bums think that Curling is a Sport! How second rate is that?
July 12th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Are you still worried that Canadians will come back to burn down the White House again?
Really, get over it. That was a long time ago!
Jack, like most Americans, won’t be able to tell he’s left the USA after he’s been in Toronto for a week. (There’s a garbage strike going on so it looks the same as everywhere else now)
July 12th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
You are correct Steve they attempt to imitate our culture. That is why you see so many American TV shows that are shot either in Toronto or Vancouver. But New York Vinnie just don’t trust them guys they are just waitin for the USA to slip up once. Then they will impose that Metric System on us and Maple Syrup will become the new “Hot Flavor!” I don’t know about you Steve but it gives Vinnie the chills just thinking about it!
July 12th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Hey Vinnie,
Don’t you worry about a thing when it comes to those Canadians we got them covered up here in Niagra Falls. I got five brothers and all of us have at least three sons all 16 and older. We carry our rifles full of buckshot with us where ever we go! None of them ice-backs get through our watch! Our family loves your stuff Vinnie you are a real American! Three Cheers for the Red White And Blue! Keep telling the TRUTH Vinnie!
July 13th, 2009 at 8:04 am
[...] Le Basketbawl Once again there is further proof that the Canadians are trying to become the dominant country in North America as news reaches us from the “Associated Press“. The Toronto Raptors have reportedly signed restricted free agent guard Jarrett Jack to an offer sheet said to be for 4 years and worth $20 million. Jack just finished season number four in the NBA his first with the Indiana Pacers. He spent his first three seasons playing for the Portland Trail Blazers. Jack put up the best numbers of his career this past season averaging 13.1 points, 4.1 assists and 3.3 rebounds a game. [...]