Ben Wallace Back with Pistons! One Question: Why?

New York Vinnie is starting to have some serious doubts about Detroit Pistons Team President Joe Dumars. Basically it comes down to one of two theories. Either the Pistons have this other guy in Dumar’s position who looks and sounds like their former shooting guard but does not know squat about the NBA. Or the other thing that makes sense is Dumars suffered a terrible injury and his brain just does not work as well as it used to! Because if neither of those things are true why has Dumars been pulling off all these Frickin Bone Head moves for the last year?
The “Associated Press” has reported that the Pistons have signed former Pistons center Ben Wallace for the upcoming season. Wallace was traded earlier this summer with Sasha Pavlovic from the Cleveland Cavaliers to the Phoenix Suns in the deal that brought Shaquille O’Neal to Cleveland. The Suns then bought Wallace out of the last year of his contract and released him.
New York Vinnie wonders if Joe Dumars could have possibly watched the Eastern Conference Finals? If he did he surely saw that Wallace looked like a Frickin old man when he was on the court. The veteran was talking about hanging it up after the Playoffs why does Dumars think he can be of any Frickin help to his team in the upcoming season?
New York Vinnie has always held Joe Dumars in very high respect as he has kept his team among the top teams in the Eastern Conference this whole decade. However he started making questionable moves last summer signing the Frickin No Talent Pud Kwame Brown to a contract. Then he made the Frickin trade for Iverson and the team fell apart.
Dumars signed Ben Gordon and Charlie Villanueva to free agent deals last month. Gordon especially does not seem like a good signing unless Dumars plans on trading Richard Hamilton. Hamilton does become a free agent next summer so that could be the Team President’s plan. Wallace is not going to cost them a lot just the veteran minimum. But what kind of a Frickin message does it send to the fans of the Pistons? Remember how good we used to be?
So Joey D. good luck in Motown (if it is really you and not a double!) However New York Vinnie believes your team will be lucky this upcoming season just to make the Playoffs!






New York Vinnie will never start a fight, but he's not afraid to finish one.. Mess with New York Vinnie and he'll rip your nuts off and throw them down the sewer!
August 7th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
hey man, love the site. I have some interesting news about a former NBA star and would love to send a link over – dont see an email anywhere but feel free to hit me at my email address listed above.
August 8th, 2009 at 8:21 am
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August 9th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
If you’re going to bash Joe D and the Pistons, at least do it correctly. Joe D was not a point guard like you mentioned, but a shooting guard. (common knowledge)
And did you even care to scan over the first paragraph for errors… guess not.
August 9th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Yo Toasterhands!
Thanks for catching New York Vinnie’s messup on Joe D. My Man! Of course he was a shooting guard being a Knicks fan I know all too well who was the Frickin point guard for that team. But Zeke in those days was one of the Frickin best! Now My Man you are a Pistons fan are you happy with what he is doing?