WHOA?!? Mike Bibby Joins the Threesome: Welcome to South Beach!

Mike Bibby has joined the players revolution. He proves that a championship is more powerful then the almighty dollar. He gave up the 6.2 million left on his contract. This enabled him to agree to a buyout from the pitiful Wizardry. I’m not sure what is more impressive. The Mid East revolution for democracy or the players that are lining up to join the Heat. All kidding aside if the ESPN rumormill is correct Mike Bibby puts Miami “over the top.” Any excuse to use Sly Stallone works for me. Bibby is a significant upgrade from Mario Chalmers. I realize Bibby is ancient but I have watched that man hit game winning shots time and time again. In a sense he reminds me of  a poor man’s Derek Fisher. We all know what Fish has done for my boy Kobe…The ramifications of this waiver pickup are...

The Trainwrecks: Stephen A Smith And The Detroit Pistons

I was going to let this topic die but this jackass Stephen A Smith decided to pontificate in the most arrogant way. He wrote a book turning “this event” into a race card. Just because black players laughed at a white coach doesn’t mean that it is a racial issue. Stephen A Smith plays the race card waaaaaaaayyyyyy to often. There is a reason he was fired from ESPN as a host. His blowhard act dies quickly and is very grating. He then rambles on and on as to why this is going to effect the negotiations on the CBA. Again, he likes to hear himself speak. Truth be told what the players did was disgraceful. In fact it was straight up embarrassing for the NBA. In fact, I would say it is most embarrassing for the “face” of the franchise the graceful Joe Dumars. The only thing Mr Smith got right was that this event does place Dumars in a perilous position. The new ownership may not take too kindly to the spoiled brats Dumars has put on this roster. McGrady and Rip are no longer superstars and should stop acting as such. Their behavior is very “Allen Iversonish.” In fact skipping practice is a page out of the AI textbook. The Pistons are on a roll. First multiple players skip “practice man, practice, we talking bout practice?!?!” and then they blatantly laugh at their coach while he gets a Technical? Now I’m not saying John Kuester didn’t deserve some of what happened. He does bear some moral culpability. You do need to speak to your team. However, I do see a...

Threesomes: Charlie Sheen and the Miami Heat

I can’t go a day without Charlie Sheen being on the front page. The NY Post lead with “Charlie’s Angels:  Three’s company for Sheen. Evidently Sheen is having sober threesomes with his ex-wife Brook Mueller, his porn star Bree Olsen, and his pot girl Natalie Kenly while in the Bahamas. What do Sheen and the Heat have in common?  Their love of threesomes. Add to that their nontraditional styles and we have an article. Last night the Heat beat the lack of Wizardry 121-113. That takes the Heat record to 43-16 propelling them to 1st place in the Eastern Conference. Eric Spoelstra learned that yelling at Lebron James does not provide the desired response. He took a page out of Pat Riley’s book and let the boys play O while preaching D. Even though Chicago beat the Heat two nights ago the example was loud and clear. With less then 30 seconds in the 4th quarter instead of calling a timeout Eric let the boys run and Lebron turned it into a three point play (I credit TNT for pointing that out). Sometimes the best coaching is NO COACHING. Memories of Don Nelson and the 8th seed Warriors rings a bell. The Miami Heat have no bench. No one is disputing that. However, the Miami Heat have 3 difference makers. The threesome will propel themselves to the NBA Finals. I took this bet on July 15th, 2010 in Bill’s Gambling Hall and Saloon in the fabled Las Vegas. Granted, I’ll only make $20 but that is more then I get for blogging! The Heat will face off against the Spurs in the NBA Finals. At the end of this season the...

What Does Danny Ainge, Charlie Sheen, and Kegstands Have in Common?

I respect what Danny Ainge accomplished. However, this newest move mystified me. In fact I think Danny was on a 36 hour bender when he pulled the trigger. He must have been impaired. To borrow a line from Charlie’s rant:   Its a turd that opened on a tugboat What has better odds? Shaq being able to play at a high level OR Charlie Sheen living till 50?! Mr. Ainge has pinned his hopes on a NBA championship on a failing Shaq and/or “Big Baby” Davis. WOW. I would rather listen to this 16 minute radio rant from Charlie. I got a better chance at hitting the big one in Vegas. Doc Rivers on multiple occasions said how important Kendrick Perkins was to the Boston Celtics. Look at his 09 contribution:  10 points, 8 boards, 78 games, in 28 MPG. Shaq last year did give 12 points and 6 boards per game. However his sidekick was Lebron. With his achilles in question and the miles on those 325 lb legs I would be leary of leaning on him. Big Baby has played above expectations this year logging 12 PPG and 5 RPG. However, do you really feel confident that you can trust a man with a nickname “Big Baby” in the playoffs? In essence your entire season comes down to Davis and Shaq. For Ainge this is a balls out move. Charlie Sheen has been successful despite his drug filled career. Lets hope that Ainge functions just as well high. I don’t believe in the playing for the future philosophy. Nabbing Jeff Green is like trying to save that keg after a party by pumping it up in a desperate attempt to save it…  Screw tomorrow just...

NBA Smut: Daniel Gibson’s Fiance – Keyshia Cole NUDE!

Daniel Gibson’s girl no longer has any mystery. Blacksportsonline has the nudes of his lovely. Robbert Littal is right about one thing. There is no doubt this is Keyshia. That tattoo is too specific. She does look mighty fine though they are cell phone shots. She must have been all pent up! Keyshia NUDE 1 Keyshia NUDE 2 I decided this was more valuable coverage then the hasbeen trade of Baron “Fat Man” Davis for Mo Williams. We can’t cover two events about the pathetic Cavs. T&A always ranks higher in my book. You would think these ladies would learn to cover up. I guess Keyshia wanted into the Jennifer Williams fan club. Looks like both ladies cell phone pics weren’t for “their”...