2 Pathetics in Different Directions

WhaT do the 76ers, Kings, and Jessica Simpson all have in common? THEY ALL LOOK PATHETIC. Better yet how many beers would it take you to do a plump Jessica Simpson? I’d do her in 3 just because of her fame status. Add to that John Mayer’s sexual napalm comments and I’m in. Now ask me how many beers to get through a Sixers and Kings game? That is a much more difficult question. It’s gonna take at least 7 for the Sixers and dare I say near blackout status for the Kings. Two teams qualify on two coasts as straight up pathetic with potential – The Sacramento Kings and The Philadelphia 76ers. Both are in the same boat with VERY different managerial approaches. The Kings are 4-11 and the Sixers are 4-13. Both cities are disgusted and both don’t have much to hope for in way of a turnaround. Philly can live with it. They got a Phillies World Championship in 2008 and the Flyers came 2 wins away from a Stanley Cup. The Eagles got Michael Vick with a Chip and just may get that elusive Superbowl win this year. Sacramento? What the hell do they have? NOTHING, NOTA, ZIP, poo-poo. The Kings are the only show in town. I truly feel sorry for them. As you read the Kings blogs you feel empathy for them. Every other word is vomit and yet another loss. Fact of the matter is that NBA insiders thought the Kings were going to be much better then the 76ers this year. That shows why they are “insiders” and “pundits” because that...

Dan Gilbert- WTF?

December 2nd is the day Cleveland fans have waited for. This is Lebron’s judgement day. The time in which he can no longer run from his decision to DeSTROY a city. Cleveland is used to losing but to be denied the right to fight back? Dan Snyder this is JuST WRONG! The Quicken Loans Arena has banned anti-Lebron merchandise. ESPN wrote this convoluted and sad piece aBOUT all the security measures and police and blah blah blah…Really who truly gives a rat’s ass? Cleveland ain’t dumb they just bitter. Lets be honest here Cleveland is no Philly. No one will be throwing batteries on the floor. Not allowing the fans to show their displeasure and wear “anti-Lebron” gear is just adding more fuel to the fire. What happened to freedom of speech? Last I checked you don’t need a uniform to go to a NBA game. Heck, the NBA is lucky if people even show up in this economy. Dan Gilbert, the man who ripped Lebron, is now defending him? Dan really…WTF? If I’m Cleveland I don’t even BOTHER showing up at the game. Let Lebron play in a completely EMPTY arena. That is what he deserves…..He needs to feel the emptiness that Cleveland felt when his “overpaid” pathetic ass took his “services to South...

Ain’t Karma a Bitch?

Delonte West Broke his Wrist. Karma’s a bitch…that’s what ya get for banging Lebron’s Mom! So lets be honest paybacks are a bitch. You ain’t doing dick anyway Delonte. I don’t think ya Celts are gonna miss 7 PPG. Maybe while your on your “injury” vaca you can hook back up with...

Clippers End 2011 with 40 wins

Yes, I may still be a little drunk and in a turkey coma… I may be one of those psychos that shops on Black Friday. I am one sick mofo when it comes to prognostication (at least in my own mind). The days of Clipper fans brown bagging it may be over. I watched the Clip DESTROY the Kings tonight on TNT. What’s up Chuck? Blake Griffin is for real he had 25 and 15. VERY IMPRESSIVE. Add that to Eric Gordan’s 28 and the Clippers have just returned to relevancy. I have Chuck’s back with support for Vinny Del Negro. His emotional and outlandish style is good for LA. Trust me I know since I’m a LaKeRs lover. Del Negro may finally be onto something. He might be best suited leaving Baron “F-A-Tman” Davis on the bench. When you look at this team you see names. Legit NBA names – Eric Gordon, Blake Griffin, Chris Kaman, Randy Foye, and F-A-Tman Davis. Add that to newbies like Eric Bledsoe and Al-Farouq Aminu and this team is well on its way. Del Negro has been coaching them on the fly with regards to the NBA way. The results are beginning to emerge. They took out the Hornets Monday and the Kings on gobble, gobble day. The Clip got nearly a week to prep for the falling Suns. Dare I say they may be in the midst of a 3 game win streak? I might be snorting coke off Capri Anderson’s body (see below) but I think the Clip could win 40 games…..ok in reality I’m reaching but 25-30 games is still not...

Pat Riley’s XMAS Gift

It takes two to tango. Pat Riley will be behind the bench going into 2012. That is Phil Jackson’s take as well as most of the national media. Looks like Spoelstra is going to be Riley’ed just like Stan Van Gundy. Gotta admit this ain’t NO ROCKET SCIENCE. The millisecond King James made a mockery of himself  “taking his services to South Beach” Eric Spoelstra was a walking NBA DEADMAN. The only thang that could have saved his ass would have been if the Heat came out smokin’. The Heat are 8-6. Not the type of start anyone in Miami expected. Phil Jackson knows the NBA. He knows the egos and how to massage them. The same can be said for Pat Riley. These two are perhaps the best two living NBA coaches in history. If anyone can turn this woeful ship into the Queen Elizabeth 2 it is Pat Riley. Riley’s 6 championships speak for themselves (5 as head coach, 1 assistant). BRON BRON wants to win just to shut up Cleveland. Wade wants to add to his championship arsenal. Bosh wants to shed that preying mantus image: The Best Spoelstra can hope for is that Stanny Vanny takes him on as an assistant in...