Top 6: Worst Hairstyles in the NBA

I've had some extra time over the last week to really watch a ton of NBA and have enjoyed the hell out of it. As I watched, the more I noticed the ridiculous hairstyles of many of the players in the league. What are these guys thinking? When you have millions of dollars in the bank (for now anyway), can't you hire a stylist or at least someone to give you some style tips on your hair and clothing?

With that said, it's time to give some of these hairstyles some credit and provide a list of the worst! Horrific corn rows, bad buzzes, weird mullets and balding messes all found their way onto our list. Let's go!


6. The 'Sideshow Bob'


Anderson Varajao just makes me cringe! We all know the guy makes horrible decisions like holding out on a contract this past year only to eventually screw himself out of millions. Well the bad decisions don't just stop there, and in fact they started long ago with the hairdo. Thank you for bringing back memories of our favorite Simpsons character.


5. The 'Corn Row Kings'


I'm still wondering when NBA players are going to realize that corn rows went out of style 3-4 years ago and it's time to move on to a fresh new look. Simply swirling your row counter-clockwise rather than clockwise does not equal "fresh."


Allen Iverson, Carmelo Anthony and Ricky Davis all equally deserve this #5 spot since they just can't seem to get over the absurdity that is this hairstyle.


4. The 'Euro Spike'


Andris Biedrins receives our #4 spot all by himself. What the hell is with the Euro Spike? This thing has so much gel in it, Alec Baldwin thinks it's over the top! Although I've got to say, the free throw form could be worse.


3. The 'Mini Predator'


Chris Bosh has been working on this look for almost a year now and that is about a year too long. This thing was a bad idea before the little electrodes in his brain ever started working on it. We call this one the Mini Predator simply because it has that almost-wannabe-dreadlocked look to it but fails to have the length to make it legit. Arnold does not approve, "You're one ugly..."


2. The 'NOCI'


How about a shag-mullet mix? Ever thought that was possible? Andres Nocioni sure did! This shaggy mullet has caused a little too much tooth grinding over the last year for me that my dentist now drives a Range Rover. The guy has so much talent but I just can't take anything he does serious with that horrific goatee and that ear-tucked, shaggmo, mulletasticness.


1. The 'Missing Pieces'


Chris Kaman came in this season with a new 'do and a new game. He's averaging career highs all over the place and looked to be turning it all around except for that one thing, his hair. You could say that he's made some strides in this category after lopping off that long rocker mop he was rocking for the last couple of years, but this new buzzed thinning thing is just sad. The poor guy...


Honorable mention to Brad Miller's player profile picture.